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Ohayo. My name is Kirsty Conrad. Now that you know know my full name I'm gonna ask all you pedophiles out there to refrain from raping me in the night.

I'm 16 year old SWF (lol) and attending high school. I like shoes. This is the semblence to anything normal ends.

Lets get a few things straight. I am not not tall, slim yet busty, and beautiful. I got the dry end of the stick on that deal (thanks a lot God, you could of at least blessed me with a normal looking nose.) In fact am retardedly dull looking at 5'2, with a slight pudgy midriff, scary thighs, and sticky out bum. Occasionly I like my face (usually on saturdays when the moons of Jupiter align, and solar flares are up 2.5% on years that the lunar eclipse falls on the spring eqinnox)

If you can take that then there is also the mental aspect to deal with, and I mean mental in every aspect of the word. I am gamer, otaku, hipster and most every other thing that would make the "Cool" Kid beat me with stick. I can speak L33t, which is sad in it own little way (but if you laugh, 1'll pwn y0u, j00 n00b3h f00!) I would wear wierd outfits, but for some reason are more expensive than trendy clothes. I listen to bands you probably haven't heard of. As well as Maryln Manson, slipnot, Gwen stefani, dido, James blunt, Micheal Buble ect.

And if you can get past all that. I like mens touching men. Gay is the new black and I person revel it teh hottness. I <3 cross dressers too. Don't ask why, i just do.

KIRSTY

P.s. I also have a cat named stubby
P.s.s My Favorite Color is gray.
P.s.s.s I am partial to thunderstorms
P.s.s.s.s.s I <3 for reading this
P.s.s.s.s.s.s I left out P.s.s.s.s
P.s.s.s.s.s.s.s You just went back and checked didn't you.
P.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s I <3 for that too!

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